thelilnan:

slow-riot:

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

kioskofsquids:

thelordanubis:

megatraven:

robbieradiant:

batbitequeen:

konkeydongcountry:

first-day-of-summer:

robbieradiant:

mothiraffe:

robbieradiant:

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

I just hit my head on a drawer after reading this

wormz:

*swallows 40 gallons of pond water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God

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graynard:

sleepyvanilla:

cryptidclown:

creechuur:

where is the rat?
bring him to me. 

as u wish… 

T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E

i love this post because its like you can hear it coming

lesbjork:

hustlerose:

im going to the forest does anybody want anything? 

pined cone

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

pruane2: